Wait… If today is July 31st than that means… So he was born in 1980… HAPPY 32nd BIRTHDAY HARRY POTTER
Schools out for summer? More like Schools out for bummer. I think I’ll go be moody in some corner somewhere.
So some lightning struck close by and set off a car alarm. I lol’d.
“Everyone deserves to have their food randomly spiked at some point in their life”
Later: “Why does my sandwich taste like fireworks?”